A Double Shot Of Elegance
Organic beauty collided with natural glamour at the Rockit Masquerade Ball at XL in NYC last night when the world's first supermess Janice Dickinson touched her collagen-filled labia lips next to fully...
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Kristin Cavallari See-Through Top for the Preggo Mom Growing Udder Lusters
We've taken some heat for pointing out the coincidence of the Kristin Cavallari coming so conveniently during the few short days of reconciliation with former fiancee, Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler,...
View ArticleLana Del Rey + Azealia Banks = AWESOME
Despite taking a bit of heat from music reviewers, the web is still in love with Lana Del Rey to the point where there are now more remixes of Lana’s song than there are funny pictures of cats who...
View ArticleBehold, The New Face Of Chanel No. 5
Does this mean that Chanel No. 5 is finally going to retire that Nicole Kidman commercial, because if I hear coo out the line "I love to dance!" one more time... Chanel announced this morning that...
View ArticleHot Slut Of The Day!
FINALLY, fashion has given us what we really, really want in this life: PEEEEEEEEEEEN! These peen leggings are the perfect pants for you or the dick worshiper in your life who want to scream their love...
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Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb Form a Trifecta of Hotness at...
Now, I must admit to not having watched a single CW show, not at least since the day my family jewels descended into their velvet sack; none of them ever appealed to me. However, that does not deny...
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MSM Weekly Fleshy Roundup Includes Topless Alice Eve, Eva Green, and Oona...
The heat is on this early summer and if you happen to think the outdoors is vastly overrated, or best experienced in scenes on your big screen TV, then our friends at Mr. Skin have just the ticket for...
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Hilaria Thomas Flashes Her Bare Bottom Apples in the Big Apple
Who is Hilaria Thomas? She's the hottie young yoga instructor that Alec Baldwin is marrying shortly for his umpteenth wife. And, yes, when you're a big TV and movie star, you get to boink the stuffing...
View ArticleSo Kim Kuntrashian And Beyonce Hung Out Together Last Night…
There was a rumor that Beyonce would rather play moth ball checkers with Basement Baby next to the water heater in the darkest part of the basement than even say Kim Kuntrashian's full name out loud....
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MSM Weekly Skintastic Includes Salma Hayek Topless, Jane Fonda, and Chesty...
The heat is here and it's time to bring the beer cooler in from the deck where the Silver Bullets are now floating in 90-degree water and chill them but good in the real fridge while you sample down...
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Bikini Beach Sexy-Time Volleyball Weekend
Alessandra Ambrosio dropped a slippery dash of Brazilian heat on the beaches of Malibu this weekend as the Victoria's Secret model and super-sextastic MILF spent pretty much the entire weekend...
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Miranda Kerr Near Cleavage Greatness Still Winds Up Making Us Smile
We do so lust Miranda Kerr that even a hint of her apples showing in The Big Apple makes us red in the cheeks. The passion-inducing MILF was strutting down the streets of New York, beating the heat by...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Voldemort’s New Look
Here's Ralph Fiennes presenting his movie Coriolanus at the 59th Pula Film Festival in Croatia yesterday while showing us that even though his hairline has retired from the hair-growing game, his beard...
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Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale Total Hotness at Total Recall Premiere in L.A.
Honestly, there's a certain threshold of female sextastic in a film where I don't care what people think about the movie, I'm going to see it. Total Recall might be an awesome film, it might be a...
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Monica Cruz Lingerie Pictures So En Fuego You Might Just Hurt Yourself
Grab the ice packs and lay down the plastic matting, because Monica Cruz is about to ignite a flame in you that can only be squelched by sheer faptastic exhaustion. The younger (and some of you would...
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LeBron James Notches a Triple Double as Team USA Blasts Australia
LeBron James continues to make the amazing look mundane, becoming the first USA Basketball player to record an Olympic triple double, with 11 points, 12 assists and 14 rebounds as the US squad...
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MSM Weekly Fleshtastic Roundup Includes Charisma Carpenter Bare Booty, Nekkid...
The heat wave continues here West of the Mississippi, partially related to my whipped cream whip-it usage back in high school, so I take some blame. But it's kept many of us indoors the past few weeks,...
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Miley Cyrus Goes Daisy Duke to Flash Her Own Summer Legs in the Big Apple
It's hard not to spot Miley Cyrus these days what with her new blonde tank girl do and her high energy strutting about L.A. and N.Y. now that she's pretty damn sure she's got a tight body and that...
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Patricia McKenzie Topless and Joystickers Flashing Headline This Week’s Mr....
There's not much worth seeing in theaters this week and my Annual Pass to the Wax Museum has melted in the Hollywood heat, so I'm staying in this weekend and catching up on some cinematic fleshtastic...
View ArticleMel B in Bikini Ass in Australia of the Day
Like eating a vegan sausage at a lesbian bar….her are some pics of Mel B, the Spice Girl better known as Eddie Murphy’s jump off he accidentally knocked up…but denied knocking up…cuz that’s what you do...
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